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Alack! Attack! Chapter 23! Jan. 12th, 2005 @ 03:03 am
Okay, I've *finally* got the first half of the latest chapter edited.

It's smutty beyond smutty, probably the smuttiest thing I've ever written in my life, so I'm not posting it here directly.

Chapter 23

x-posting this to my real journal, just in case nobody's checking this one anymore.

TGIO!! Nov. 30th, 2004 @ 11:56 pm
Holy shit.
I did it.
Fucking A.
With only a few minutes to spare. And I'm even over the word count. Though probably I'm techinically not, due to the chapter titles and the Shakespeare quotation being counted among that. But I highly doubt that accounts for more than a few hundred words. Thank you, smut, for being easy to write very quickly. The story isn't finished. I'll continue working on it slavishly until it is. As to the latest chapter... um. Well, see, due to the fact that I had to write almost 10,000 words in less than six hours, I sort of abandoned the nonessentials. Such as the backspace key, the quotation mark key, and the enter key. It's really very nearly unreadable, and if you try, you'll probably tear your hair out. Unless something along the lines of Oh I didn kow you douc do that harry said ut I don't have to be at the restarant until ten, so we have two hours still, he said, closing the space between them and kisng sverus. strikes you as good grammar. And that's what the whole last 9,000 words or so look like. So I thought I'd be kind and spare you. It's quite honestly the longest smut scene I've ever written in my entire life, though, and I promise to get it presentable as quickly as I can so you can go guh at it. :D

Right now, though? I'm gonna have a freaking drink.

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And holy cow! I almost forgot. Thank you all. So. Much. Your support and encouragement has been invaluable. This chapter will be dedicated to you, once it's properly punctuated.
Current Mood: *dies*
Current Music: Queen - We Are the Champions

*deep breaths* Nov. 30th, 2004 @ 05:34 pm
Working title: Harry Potter and the Hillbilly Mafia
Pairing: HP/SS
Chapter: 22
Words: 4,129
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The moment you've all been waiting for.
Notes: More of a warning-- there is much badness and cheesy quoting of Shakespeare. I don't know what my thing is with Snape and Sonnet 116, but it's definitely beginning to qualify as a phenomenon. I can finish this. I can. Six and a half hours. 9,500 words. I can do it.

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It was to be Harry's first proper night out...Collapse )

aaaaaack! Nov. 29th, 2004 @ 10:38 pm
Working title: Harry Potter and the Hillbilly Mafia
Pairing: future HP/SS (really, I promise!)
Chapter: 21
Words: 5,006
Rating: Oh, who cares. No smut yet.
Summary: Enter Snape! At last!
Notes: Erm. This is very silly and horrid in places. I've got less than two days. Give me a break. But look at all the words! Right. 5,000 more coming later tonight, with any luck.

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Severus's life was really beginning to border on the surreal...Collapse )

Why me, indeed. Nov. 27th, 2004 @ 07:57 pm
Working title: Harry Potter and the Hillbilly Mafia
Pairing: future HP/SS (really, I promise!)
Chapter: 20
Words: 2335
Rating: PG?
Summary: The truth comes out at last. Well, some of it.
Notes: Still not where I need to be, but doing better.

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Why me, Lupin?Collapse )
Other entries
» please kill me.
Working title: Harry Potter and the Hillbilly Mafia
Pairing: Harry/OMC, future HP/SS (really, I promise!)
Chapter: 19
Words: 2219
Rating: PG, I suppose.
Summary: Harry comes to a realisation about Nick and gets the restaurant open. Heavy-handed foreshadowing abounds.
Notes: Argh, I'm so behind! But Snape's going to be showing up very soon. I'm a bit annoyed that it's taken me over half the damn story to set it up for his arrival, but what can you do? I'm determined to get to 50,000 (in the next... ACK! 4 days!), but I have a feeling it won't be anywhere near the end when I do.

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No sooner had Harry said yes to Nick...Collapse )
» just between you and me
Working title: Harry Potter and the Hillbilly Mafia
Pairing: Harry/OMC, future HP/SS (really, I promise!)
Chapter: 18
Words: 1463
Rating: meh, PG-13 for language.
Summary: Harry and Nick have a very badly-written argument.
Notes: Okay, if I can get 1600 more words down today, I only have to write 3000 words a day. *dies* But I do have a couple thousand written that I can't put in yet, so it's not *quite* as bad as I make it sound. Also, argh. See endnotes, please.

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Harry had barely been home at all...Collapse )
» time to wake up
Working title: Harry Potter and the Hillbilly Mafia
Pairing: Harry/OMC, future HP/SS (really, I promise!)
Chapter: 17
Words: 1700
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry reads something very interesting in the paper. And then smut happens.
Notes: I rather like this, despite the fact that it's OMC!sex. I got all hot and bothered writing it. I don't remember who it was that had the pet peeve about deep-throating on the first date, or if they're even reading, but I did take it to heart here. :D Um, and there are important plot points in this, so if you don't like OMC sex, just stop reading when Harry goes to Nick's house. My god, I really never thought I'd ever give an OC this much "screen time." He's really, really necessary, though, I swear. It's not my fault that Harry's a horny bastard. *g* I'm estimating that I need to write two more chapters before I can get to the stuff that I've already got written, so expect some more chapter-spam tonight.

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On his way to see the doctor, Harry was struck by an urge to read the Daily Prophet...Collapse )
» the fraud I really was
Working title: Harry Potter and the Hillbilly Mafia
Pairing: Harry/OMC, future HP/SS (really, I promise!)
Chapter: 16
Words: 1331
Rating: R
Summary: Some smut, a gift, and bad dreams.
Notes: I did the stupidest thing and wrote a whole bunch of chapters out of order. I'm further along than it looks like I am, but right now I have to fill in the holes between chapters. I'll be spamming you today, most likely.

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Two bottles of wine later...Collapse )
» and all he says is eff yez all
Working title: Harry Potter and the Hillbilly Mafia
Pairing: Harry/OMC, future HP/SS (really, I promise!)
Chapter: 15
Words: 2484
Rating: R
Summary: Harry contemplates his confused sexuality and cooks up a storm.
Warning: Allusions to het sex
Notes: Owie owie owie. I had to stop typing. There are more words that I wrote yesterday, but they'll have to wait. They're the next chapter anyway.

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Harry spent the afternoon trying not to think...Collapse )
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